Conquerclub Haikus

by **iamkoolerthanu** on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:23 pm

I am not very
good at these annoying things
but I guess I'll try

by **Rocketry** on Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:49 pm

down, back up: OLD SPICE!
the man your man could smell like
I AM ON A HORSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Rocket.

by **Rocketry** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:11 am

Fireside Poet,
currently recruiting for:
Project FIrestorm!

Rocket.

by **natty dread** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:49 am

way to advertise
when you grow up you should be
salesman-type person.

by **Witt13** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:53 am

Nice Spamming Natty
You are inspiration for all
But for my sake, stop

by **natty dread** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:32 pm

counting can be hard
one two three four five six-- umm...
what, oh what, comes next?

by **Blitzaholic** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:16 pm

do you make
3 lines
to play?

by **Witt13** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:39 pm

All CC Members
Cover all your little eyes
Blitz fails at Haikus

by **natty dread** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:13 pm

may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

by **john9blue** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:09 pm

natty_dread wrote:may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

what chu talkin' bout?
he had enough syllables...
learn how to count, son!

by **natty dread** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:47 pm

john9blue wrote:
natty_dread wrote:may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

what chu talkin' bout?
he had enough syllables...
learn how to count, son!

read the thread and see
i meant his earlier one
now who looks stupid?

Nice Spamming Natty 5
You are inspiration for all 8
But for my sake, stop 5

by **Rocketry** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:27 pm

5/7/5 structure
is not all that important.
Becuase 5/7/5 syllables in Japanese conveys much less information than 5/7/5 in English, some poets think that an 'English' haiku should in fact be much shorter than 5/7/5.

Rocket.

by **natty dread** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:41 pm

that post at least had
way too many syllables..
fail all over, yes!

by **john9blue** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:26 pm

hey natty
shut
up

by **natty dread** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:01 am

it is very hard
to count to five and seven
someday you will learn.

by **Rocketry** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:51 pm

ConquerClub Haikus:
Better than Monkey Business?
Oh, by a LONG WAY!

by **natty dread** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:46 pm

monkey business is
boring these days, same old blah..
same old blah blah blah.

that was example
of lazy haiku writing
filling lines with blah

by **Rocketry** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:49 pm

catholicism:
no more indoctrination!
leave our kids alone!

Rocket.

by **john9blue** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:06 pm

Rocketry wrote:catholicism:
no more indoctrination!
leave our kids alone!

Rocket.

You say OT sucks,
and yet you bring those topics
here into GD? :-s

by **guylian** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:14 pm

I love rum and coke
With a little twist of lime,
Make it on the rocks

by **Imaweasel** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:14 pm

I thought alittle bit,
Forehead, slightly creased, musing =

Not much came of it.

:lol:

by **lurkerleader** on Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:44 pm

Dice went sour once again,
Lost eighty-four to a ten,
Whine, Quit, re-join again

Edit - Decided to write another cause it is addictive (And yes I kind of broke the rules and consider again to be one syllable)

Was called a stalker
In the CC dispatch thread,
only true when online!