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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

Postby jimboston on Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:05 am

Sorry… gotta go with Koolbak.

I think he’ll pull and Indian Jones on you.

You face off, he cracks his knuckles, you stretch and do some air karate or shadow boxing to warm up.
Then as you are about to engage, he pulls out a pistol and shoots you.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:33 am

KB is an old man who is very keen to tell everyone about the blood-curdling violence he could rain down on CC posters, on burglars, on people who cough in his direction etc. DDS used to be military and I don't think ever talks tough about getting into fights.

An empty bottle makes the most noise, DDS would slay old man time.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:46 am

*buys more booze for neighbor*
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:22 am

I'M GETTING CREAMED! MY EGO! NOOOOOOOO!

Lol. I'll update this later in the day. Too hungover to keep looking at this text.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:24 pm

Round 5 ladies and gents. Hitred vs Owenshooter. The Black Jesus against Gods prophet.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:35 pm

Black Jesus > False Prophet
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:09 pm

Almost anyone >Hatred.
oops. 'Hitred'.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jul 01, 2023 6:13 pm

*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:00 pm

KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D


Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:05 pm

:lol:


So I don't have a dog in the current fight.

If not Mook, can someone offer some assistance?
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:01 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D


Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.

Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:11 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D


Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.

Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?



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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby jimboston on Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:08 am

Isn’t Own already dead?

I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?

I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?

(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 02, 2023 1:48 pm

jimboston wrote:Isn’t Own already dead?

I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?

I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?

(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)


He was not booted and he still drops in once in a while. Not often, but i think there was a sighting just a couple weeks ago.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:24 pm

He's actively inactive. Hitred stays inside his diary so it's not much different.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby KoolBak on Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:57 pm

Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote :lol:
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:25 pm

Gonna give this another day before i set up the next round of slap fights.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:36 am

KoolBak wrote:Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote :lol:


Well said, KB
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:04 pm

Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

Postby jimboston on Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:18 pm

I’m leaning Mookie but want to hear the arguments for TeeGee.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:18 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.


I think he forgot the 's' at the front of his user name.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jul 05, 2023 12:14 am

KoolBak wrote::lol:

Sorry, no goofy accents in this bit....


Someone spotted I'm a Brit the other day when I was swimming from the way I blow a slightly louder breath at the nd of each length. Yes, apparently I BREATHE with an accent.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 05, 2023 12:51 am

It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.

They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is. :lol:
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:30 am

And yet I'm 30 something and lost to a prehistoric dinosaur!
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Jul 05, 2023 2:31 pm

Dukasaur wrote:It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.

They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is. :lol:


I'm over the hill now... just barely but I feel it's an important age where bodies quickly start failing after you hit the mark.
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