oooooo...i'm the 500th!!!!
500 posts!!! Good job, team!!!!
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by areyouincahoots on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:26 pm
"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." -Doc Holliday
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by johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:34 pm
Wooooo! Well done guys! Well, can we include max's and that other gay person's posts though? 
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by johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:35 pm
Grim! You keep coming online but you don't take your turn!
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by Nobunaga on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:39 pm
... actually felt like a bit of jerk posting in the Abuse Forum about MaxIs8 and his little pal... and I was a little surprised Lack took away his posting abilities for a day . . . Not that he didn't have it coming, though.
MaxIs8 weeping,
Can't post on the longest thread,
Spinning in his chair
MaxIs8 weeping,
Can't post on the longest thread,
Spinning in his chair
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by SMITH197 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:41 pm
i guess we forgot to thank you Bunaga....
Thanks!!! We owe you big time...
And you know max is watching us...he can see everything we post...
It gives me the creeps.
Thanks!!! We owe you big time...
And you know max is watching us...he can see everything we post...
It gives me the creeps.
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by Scarus on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:50 pm
I identify very strongly with the married with children scene where Al is standing there as each cast member, (including the dog), parades by and takes money from him......lol
What the heck, here are the details. I have three children, and a nephew that I raised, who are all married and out of the house. I have two children at home, a ten year boy, who is very competive in school & sports, and a 17 year old daughter who is a performing arts diva. I also recently acquired 3 foster children, ages 10, 7, and 2, whose parents are family friends of ours. We are very hopeful that the children will be reunited with their parents in September.
I would mention my wife, but she's not a big fan of xiGAMES, or C Club, and certainly wouldn't appreciate getting dragged into this conversation.....lol
Oh yes, I am an attorney.....lol, but not a prosecuter. I'm more of an ambulance chasing type of guy....lol
What the heck, here are the details. I have three children, and a nephew that I raised, who are all married and out of the house. I have two children at home, a ten year boy, who is very competive in school & sports, and a 17 year old daughter who is a performing arts diva. I also recently acquired 3 foster children, ages 10, 7, and 2, whose parents are family friends of ours. We are very hopeful that the children will be reunited with their parents in September.
I would mention my wife, but she's not a big fan of xiGAMES, or C Club, and certainly wouldn't appreciate getting dragged into this conversation.....lol
Oh yes, I am an attorney.....lol, but not a prosecuter. I'm more of an ambulance chasing type of guy....lol
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by KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:50 pm
Cahoots..thank you for your belief in me and remembering my love of beer; Johnny, I am enjoying the funky doubles game with my psycho partner; Scarus - you crack me up! What a great analogy....
Nobunaga..I truly enjoy your haikus...excellent cadence, though provoking, truly enlightened...may I retort?
An ode to the bestest thread:
"Has Max spammed?", I wonder with dread.
The kid is a tool,
Yes truly a fool.
Thus Nobu wishes he were dead.
Nobunaga..I truly enjoy your haikus...excellent cadence, though provoking, truly enlightened...may I retort?
An ode to the bestest thread:
"Has Max spammed?", I wonder with dread.
The kid is a tool,
Yes truly a fool.
Thus Nobu wishes he were dead.
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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by KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:54 pm
Scarus, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! An ATTORNEY????? Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....**breaks down and cries**
At least you sound like a good person with all the kids and being a foster parent...that takes alot.....may keep you out of the bad place....
OK, I'll start....
What do an attorney and a single Human sperm have in common?
At least you sound like a good person with all the kids and being a foster parent...that takes alot.....may keep you out of the bad place....
OK, I'll start....
What do an attorney and a single Human sperm have in common?
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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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by KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:56 pm
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being!
Doh!!
Doh!!
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by Nobunaga on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:56 pm
... no thanks required - somebody had to do it, might as well be me, eh?
... In an attempt to move this thread in a random direction.... media and politics!
... Prem. Hu is in the US. The man gives a speech and some Chinese lady goes off, screaming, "Murderer!". She was speaking (screaming) in support of Falun Gong.
... Interestingly, while I'm watching the news this morning from Spain, the UK, France, Australia and the US, every media outlet excepting CNN and ABC (from the US) are giving details about what China actually does to these poor bastards - concentration camps, torture, and organ harvesting for profit .... yuck.
... Makes you wonder why CNN referred to that woman (an accredited journalist) as, "some woman in the crowd", and Falun Gong was simply called, "some Chinese religious sect".
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... Not to be all serious and dark, but this kind of thing deserves attention, IMHO.
... [return thread to light-hearted humor and high-heels jokes]
... In an attempt to move this thread in a random direction.... media and politics!
... Prem. Hu is in the US. The man gives a speech and some Chinese lady goes off, screaming, "Murderer!". She was speaking (screaming) in support of Falun Gong.
... Interestingly, while I'm watching the news this morning from Spain, the UK, France, Australia and the US, every media outlet excepting CNN and ABC (from the US) are giving details about what China actually does to these poor bastards - concentration camps, torture, and organ harvesting for profit .... yuck.
... Makes you wonder why CNN referred to that woman (an accredited journalist) as, "some woman in the crowd", and Falun Gong was simply called, "some Chinese religious sect".
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... Not to be all serious and dark, but this kind of thing deserves attention, IMHO.
... [return thread to light-hearted humor and high-heels jokes]
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by KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:58 pm
Rock..peace..it is a JOKE. God knows I have sent many an attorney's child thru college...
Ok now?
Ok now?
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Bet cha...
by Scarus on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:00 pm
Bet cha if Johhny changes his signature to a more normal size that we lose at least three pages off of our thread....lol
I don't know. Some guys are just obsessed with the idea that bigger is better, and will go to great lengths to artifically increase their size.....lol
Which reminds me, I heard on the radio that David Gilmour is going to be on one of the late night talk shows. I think it's supposed to be on next monday.....
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I don't know. Some guys are just obsessed with the idea that bigger is better, and will go to great lengths to artifically increase their size.....lol
Which reminds me, I heard on the radio that David Gilmour is going to be on one of the late night talk shows. I think it's supposed to be on next monday.....
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by SMITH197 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:00 pm
so how bout the weather today in your nice hapy part of the world?
here it was unseasonable warm and sunny...perfect day for running on the track
here it was unseasonable warm and sunny...perfect day for running on the track
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by KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:01 pm
Nobunaga...I have reams of them from the last 35 years and my twisted family functions....maybe I should digitize and zip em off to ya....after I get the medal you owe me.....
Guess I should axe the attorney jokes, eh? **humbly bows out**
Guess I should axe the attorney jokes, eh? **humbly bows out**
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by Nobunaga on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:06 pm
... and dammit - I'm off to work! meetings all day. Somebody just shoot me!
... I'll get to work on that medal, KoolBak - the hop should just about be through with it. A lot of hard work and sweat has gone into it!
... I'll get to work on that medal, KoolBak - the hop should just about be through with it. A lot of hard work and sweat has gone into it!
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Ignorance is Bliss
by Scarus on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:10 pm
The news involving the Chinese journalist also got my attention. All I got was the U.S. feed though. I often watch the BBC World news to try and get a more balanced view. I also read the Drudge Report online every morning.
What d'ya mean? I am a human bean....lol
Reminds me of a joke myself. Rather than hack it up, I'll go to google and see if I can find it......
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder whether they could get married in heaven.
St. Peter finally shows up, and they ask him. He says, "I don't know. This is the first time anybody ever asked. Let me go find out." So he leaves. The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder whether they should get married in heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Will we be stuck with each other forever?" St. Peter returns after another month, looking bedraggled.
"Yes," he informs the couple. "You can get married in heaven." "Great," they say. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?" St. Peter, red faced, slams his clipboard to the ground. "For crying out loud!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a preacher up here. Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"
What d'ya mean? I am a human bean....lol
Reminds me of a joke myself. Rather than hack it up, I'll go to google and see if I can find it......
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder whether they could get married in heaven.
St. Peter finally shows up, and they ask him. He says, "I don't know. This is the first time anybody ever asked. Let me go find out." So he leaves. The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder whether they should get married in heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Will we be stuck with each other forever?" St. Peter returns after another month, looking bedraggled.
"Yes," he informs the couple. "You can get married in heaven." "Great," they say. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?" St. Peter, red faced, slams his clipboard to the ground. "For crying out loud!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a preacher up here. Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"
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