the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[KoolBak]

Now you're preaching wicked...look into those Harley stats a little more....over 80% of them are NEW riders, ie, no useful experience...mostly baby boomers with crisises...I assist with motorcycle safety couses in the community so am fully aware of all the numbers. It is the untrained rider that represents 95 out of 100 accidents.

Having ridden as many miles on a motorcycle as I have driven in a car. I could talk nonstop about all the potential crashes I have had (due to nature, weather conditions, unexpected hazards and mostly oblivious drivers)....however, being prepared, knowing how to handle a bike in an emergency and expecting that every single car is trying to pick you off obviously works.

In my group of a dozen guys who have ridden together for at least 20 years, one has had a minor crash due to a mechanical failure on his fancy harley.......

Out of the other dozen guys I know of that have been riders without experience, 8 of them have wrecked, one fatally.

We all have our stances.......spout all the statistics you want but baby dont preach..it's a way of life.

Now go kill.......

[wicked]

hey I had to do something, it's late afternoon on a Friday and I'm tired of reading about stupid idiots finding new ways to kill themselves on our roads, and none of my games are moving, and I'm not into looking at little girly pictures, so what's left but to pick on you? LOL

Just curious where you're getting your data from.... seems a wee bit skewed, eh?

So wait, first you said it's the young kids, and now you're saying it's the older "kids"... which is it? LOL I can tell you in NC, the most motorcyclist fatalities occurred in the 35 to 44 age range the last few years.... aah, neither young nor old, eh?

[KoolBak]

Insurance companies generalized figures and hospitals....this is pacific NW info.....lots of gory pix too.....

Although I hate them, I agree with you on the helmets...like seatbelts, a neccessary evil....Oregon is run by the population of Portland...pretty liberal, so we of course have helmet and seatbelt laws to keep the dumbasses safe from themselves.....

[wicked]

p.s.. how do you get the bugs out of your teeth?!?!???

[rocksolid]

rock, you never saw The Fifth Element, did you?

Parts of it. The hair colour is right, but I didn't think that was a screen capture. Perhaps a little closer inspection would help me out, and that may be generally true. After all, I assumed you just got a really good digicam picture of yourself while on a diet and wearing a purple hood.

[wicked]

it's from The 5th Element, Rock...LOL

[KoolBak]

On the street bike, I wear a very expensive full face helmet..no bugs..dirt, I ride with my moth open and simply swallow em whole, except for the occasional junebug which requires thorough chewing.....

[thegrimsleeper]

I assumed you just got a really good digicam picture of yourself while on a diet and wearing a purple hood.

rofl

[KoolBak]

Check this out!

[wicked]

I'll be aiming for your ass when I see that thing on the road!

[rocksolid]

You left? lol

On behalf of Paper Plunger: OUCH!

it's from The 5th Element, Rock...LOL

But you did star in The 5th Element, right?

PAGE 40!!!

[PaperPlunger]

lol , i was just saying that generally, not as to think somone noticed i'm not THAT popular

[AndyDufresne]

Is there a set page limit on threads?

**Shrivels his nose and sips on a cold root beer while watching Beverly Hills Cop. Dances a little to the infamous theme music in his rolling chair.**

--Andy

[Nobunaga]

...... Japanese have an interesting take on the English language, and creative uses for Tabasco Sauce apparently.

... Thought I'd share this one. It's a comic book cover.

...

[SMITH197]

maybe i could drag cahoots to the great white north with me....

[areyouincahoots]

maybe i could drag cahoots to the great white north with me....

lol

[areyouincahoots]

Got Game?

Join xiGAMES

lmao...tell me how it works for you...lol

[Scarus]

First time I've logged on in a long time that our precious thread wasn't near the top of the list. Are we losing interest??

[areyouincahoots]

I don't think it's a matter of losing interest...it's just that last night was Friday night...so hopefully people were just busy...that is, assuming that our friends here at the longest thread, thread have lives outside of this thread and cc...lol...

[Zepy12]

And don't you have PROM to go to tonight? Have fun! Enjoy your evening!

[areyouincahoots]

And don't you have PROM to go to tonight? Have fun! Enjoy your evening!

Yes, indeed...I do...Thanks so much...I picked up my dress and got jewelry already today. I got my nails done yesterday, and my hair appointment is at 3:00pm. We're meeting at my friends house around 4:00, so I guess that's when it really begins...

[rocksolid]

Take care, now, Hoots. I don't want to hear about you mudskiing off the back of any pickup trucks while drunk out of your mind. Again.

[AndyDufresne]

Have an ejoyable time cahoots! Ours is coming up next weekend...hm...I should get a few more things done...

Edit: And I finally lost the game I was going against one person with two accounts, drat.

--Andy

[max is gr8]

Kool Bak and Nobunga have a bad sense of poetry I read them yesterday it was

MaxIs8 weeping,
Can't post on the longest thread,
Spinning in his chair

Not Bad try this one

There was a young boy called Max
He Hated to play the Sax
He thought he was gr8 And he gobbled a snake
The young boy called Max

"Has Max spammed?", I wonder with dread.
The kid is a tool,
Yes truly a fool.
Thus Nobu wishes he were dead.

Try this one:
To the tune I predict a riot

Oh watching max post messages
It’s not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through CC is quite scary
It’s not very sensible either
Friend of a friend he got beaten
He annoyed max with a policeman
Would never of happened to Marv
I know the reason
Aah aah aah lalalalala la
Oh aah aah aah nananananana
I predict some quite I predict some quite
When max is off the computer.
I get very exited
I predict some quite
OOH went into my thread to see it
Max and penny destroyed it
They said they made it before me
They wanted posts with more story
Games run aroid to avoid me
To borrow 20 pound for premium
Wasn’t for the ignore list they’ld hate the site
They are clever enough to block me
La La La La La La La La La
OOH watching Max post messages
Not very pretty I tell thee
walking through CCs quite scary
not very sensible either.


As you 2 can’t come up with a decent one here’s one to put together both ideas

It’s to the tune Danger Mouse I thought it would go well as everyone thinks I’m danger when I go into there threads.

He’s annoying
He’s crazy
Whenever theres a thread he’ll be there
He’s more annoying
Than that frog
They call CRAZY
Max is Gr8
Max is Gr8
Max is gr8
He’s the universal
annoyance he gets lots of hate
He’s amazingly annoying
Whenever theres a thread he’ll post there
Max Is Gr8
Max is gr8


That is the amazing song I made just for you guys

What does everyone think of it

[areyouincahoots]

yeah...there were no drunken dangerous acts of stupidity...drunken...yes, but dangerous acts of stupidity, no...I'm having a difficult time typing this as we speak...and by that I mean...as I type it's difficult, not as you read...ANYWAYS...thanks for the well-wishes and all that...

BTW...Max- STFU!!!