The Fungus and Wagons Thread

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:30 am

I'm the narrator. Describe your character and whatever the f*** I say goes!

Narrator wrote:So there the group was. About to chip in to buy a Booster Pack of Pokemon Cards. Hoping, for a Holographic Charizard

by **Victor Sullivan** on Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:52 pm

My character is a borderline attractive woman in her early thirties from the sixties.

Gogogogogo.

-Sully

by / on Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:31 pm

My character is a creepy looking Japanese-schoolgirl android sent by Nintendo to test marketing trends on Pokemon fans.

by **MeDeFe** on Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:27 pm

My character is a drunk hobo carrying a garden gnome. He has no idea why he's got it, but he makes sure not to lose it because it might be important.

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:35 pm

My character is a garden gnome. He's pissed off because someone has kidnapped him.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:59 am

My character is an all too enthusiastic pokemon fan with too much money and a huge fetish for ponies, and he is also hoping the pokemon deck will contain a rapidash.

by **tkr4lf** on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:12 am

My character is a white-trash meth head from backwoods Tennessee with a serious chronic masturbation problem. He is missing the teeth in the upper front row, from the meth.

He dresses in fading, torn Wrangler's purchased from the fine folks at Wal-Mart, with a "These Colors Don't Run" patriotic 9/11ish T-Shirt, and a pair of discolored Doc Martin's he got on sale at the Outlet Mall a few towns over.

He hates Muslims with a passion. He's never actually met one, but he's pretty sure they're responsible for all the world's evils. If only they followed Jesus like he does, the world would be a much better place with free meth and child porn for everyone. Oh yeah, he's also a pedophile. Although he's never actually followed through on it, he has lot's of child porn, hence the chronic masturbation problem.

This guy is a real winner.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:36 pm

Oh, and my kidnapped garden gnome is Muslim, and underage.

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:06 am

I'm a store clerk. I like to lock the doors when I see creepy groups approaching.

Now get in here and narrate, dammit!

by **tkr4lf** on Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:05 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Now get in here and narrate, dammit!

For reals. I want to see where this amazing story will lead.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:13 am

tkr4lf wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Now get in here and narrate, dammit!

For reals. I want to see where this amazing story will lead.

+1

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:31 pm

Narrator wrote:The garden gnome and the drunk hobo are dating but the white-trash meth guy wants to f*ck both of them for some reason.

The store clerk is just some random guy who's following the group from the distance because no one likes him and the pokemon fan has been dead for 7 days but no one realized because he smelled bad anyway.

The group then encounters THE FUCKING MONGOLIAN ARMY

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:28 am

Ok, these guys look legit. I will unlock the doors.

by **shieldgenerator7** on Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:47 pm

My zombie self will slowly assimilate the mongolian army, like a cult in a mafia game

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:21 pm

My underage muslim kidnapped garden gnome says nothing. He's the strong and silent type.

by **tkr4lf** on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:53 pm

My white trash methhead eyes the subtle curves on the underage Muslim garden gnome.

He fails to even notice the large army of mounted Mongolians heading toward the group, due to the ferocious battle going on in his mind. On the one hand, this underage garden gnome is hot, plus the whole "strong and silent type" bit is a big turn on. On the other hand, it's a heathen Muslim that should be stoned to death.

He considers asking if the garden gnome would like a piece of candy that he keeps in his car trunk, at which point he finally notices the horde...

by / on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:33 pm

The android searches its data-banks and initializes a pre-programmed sequence titled "PokeMongolians"

A large hologram of a Kangaskhan with Genghis Khan in her pouch is projected from the robot girl's eyes, scrolling tag lines in projected on either side in Mongolian Script "Pokemon Gold, for the Golden Horde", "No conquest is greater than Pokemon Master".

The mechanized adolescent's poorly lip-syncs the words to the J-pop and Pokemon rap remix blaring from its internal speakers.

by **MeDeFe** on Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:52 am

The hobo blinks and smells at a bottle half-filled with something alcoholic. Booze doesn't usually have an effect like this.

He approaches the pokemon fan and tries to ask him what the hell is going on.

by **Votanic** on Wed Oct 23, 2024 12:39 am

I'm going to convert Genghis Khan from an NPC to my own player character.
My first move is to extract myself from Kangaskhan's pouch.
My second move is to question the store clerk.
I ask him if I can purchase Pokemon cards in the store.

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