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Postby Master Bush on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:02 am

I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.
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Re: name change

Postby IcePack on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:08 am

Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.


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Re: ask a eunuch

Postby owenshooter on Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:52 am

Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More


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Re: ask a eunuch

Postby BrutalBob on Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:55 am

owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More


Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time



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Re: ask a eunuch

Postby owenshooter on Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:00 am

BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More


not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj


Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

that pretty much went right over your head, but cool story about the origins of the internet... let me know when you figure it all out!!!-Bj

p.s.-funny is funny... period.
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Re: ask a eunuch

Postby BrutalBob on Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:07 am

owenshooter wrote:
BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More


not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj


Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

that pretty much went right over your head, but cool story about the origins of the internet... let me know when you figure it all out!!!-Bj

p.s.-funny is funny... period.


It wasnt really complex. I did "get it", just that your "schtick" as you say, isnt that funny.

BTW there is two types of funny. If you dont know that, one of them is you
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Re: name change

Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:47 pm

Was that Debra Bush from Winnipeg? Gonna change it to Donald?
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Re: name change

Postby demonfork on Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:24 pm

Aren't shared accounts against the rules?

Doesn't a shared account fall under the multi rule?
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Re: name change

Postby BoganGod on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:27 pm

demonfork wrote:Aren't shared accounts against the rules?

Doesn't a shared account fall under the multi rule?

Shut up Gary, Talcum X almighty was going to suggest that next. You are stealing his thunder. Cultural misappropriation is a crime to most SJW goons on this site.
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Re: name change

Postby riskllama on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:31 pm

yeah but, i don't think they're sharing anything, anymore. she got the car, the house & the money. he got the dog and the CC account.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:48 pm

It was a cat.
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Re: name change

Postby riskllama on Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:51 pm

what a rip.
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Postby TeeGee on Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:38 am

2dimes wrote:It was a cat.




She ran it over as she drove away
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Re: name change

Postby Master Bush on Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:46 am

By "shared" the account, I mean we started the account together, and she played for a week here back in 2006 before never playing again.
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Re: Re:

Postby BoganGod on Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:53 pm

TeeGee wrote:
2dimes wrote:It was a cat.




She ran it over as she drove away

:lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Mate, that there is the comment of the week.
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Re: name change

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:37 am

I'm kind of disappointed Master Shake ignored my Miss Debbie joke.
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Re: name change

Postby PureStink on Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:07 pm

IcePack wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.


submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

Five years later and Master "Bates" Bush is still waiting for his name to be updated =D>

At this point it would be simpler just to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.
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Re: name change

Postby SoN!c on Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:22 pm

PureStink wrote:
IcePack wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.


submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

Five years later and Master "Bates" Bush is still waiting for his name to be updated =D>

At this point it would be simpler just to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.


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Re: name change

Postby PureStink on Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:34 pm

Son!c wrote:6:31 AM Stink..

Stink time definitely needs to be a thing.

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Re: name change

Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:01 am

SoN!c wrote:Master Bush last visited monday may 04, 2020 6:31 AM...


Because he got tired of waiting for the name change?
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Re: name change

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Mar 07, 2023 1:24 am

2dimes wrote:
SoN!c wrote:Master Bush last visited monday may 04, 2020 6:31 AM...


Because he got tired of waiting for the name change?


did he submit the e-ticket?
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Re: name change

Postby SoN!c on Tue Mar 07, 2023 12:10 pm

Can't remember this? Then looked at the date: it was stink time ago :lol: :lol:
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Re: name change

Postby owenshooter on Wed Jul 16, 2025 1:22 am

Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

Makes sense... guess you are no longer the master of THAT BUSH... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: name change

Postby Ltrain on Thu Jul 17, 2025 11:31 am

owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

Makes sense... guess you are no longer the master of THAT BUSH... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I always thought that's what it meant tbh
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Re: name change

Postby owenshooter on Thu Jul 17, 2025 2:39 pm

Ltrain wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

Makes sense... guess you are no longer the master of THAT BUSH... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I always thought that's what it meant tbh

I wonder if it is going to be Master_Bates or Jergens_Pro or Kleen_EX...? So many great possibilities for him! The black jesus is amused!!-Bj
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